May 2013
christinaposabule:
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
Daily reminder: you need calories simply to continue to function and exist.
Losing weight: you need to eat.
Maintaining weight: you need to eat.
Didn't work out: you need to eat.
Ate a lot yesterday: you need to eat.
Happy: you need to eat.
Sad: you need to eat.
Everyone: needs to eat, every day.
melantic:
if i get my period on my wedding day im calling my wedding off
Country Girls: The type of girl you can take home...
My face while watching baseball
coopjmue:
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
snazziest:
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
kouharens:
IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,
Where You Can Get Free Food On Your Birthday →
artifedex:
manicscribble:
lesushhh:
glovelovedove:
alohagoodqarma:
ridinghi:
now it all makes sense.. but i might have problem digesting..
Everydays my birthday…
Here’s for all the people with their birthdays coming up! Especially you, Bomani because I know you were asking last year.
So necessary to know
This is staying here for reference
Totally signed up for BD’s Mongolian...
